Cinema

[kalesalad]

Films! I love films. I watch them all the time. Because I'm a film major. And that's what they're called. I would know that because the people of higher INTELLIGENCE call them films. It's not a movie, that's what stupid people call them. A long featured video, not a YouTube video, but with millions of dollars in it. It's called a film. And I would know that because I'm smart. I love films, and I know so many things about them. And watching them. Because I've watched many films before. Like Spy Kids. I've seen all three of them. You name it, I’ve seen it. Uncut Gems? Sure. Seen it. Adam Sandler? I know the guy. We've met before. So yeah, I know everything there is to know about films. That's me. I'm the film guy.

[totallynotlydia]

You're a film expert? pft, have you even seen the greatest film of our generation, 2008's Alvin and the Chipmunks? i think its the Citizen Kane of this decade. The cinematography is top notch, and director Tim Hill is a visionary in how he pioneered Visual Effects (which some film aficionados like myself refer to as, "VFX") used to portray the titular "Chipmunk", a small, striped rodent of the family Sciuridae. Clearly, it is a landmark title that has deeply impacted future films to come after it, such as "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel", "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked", and "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip", which is noticeable as being the only film ever released in the December of 2015 to have such a huge impact on movie fans everywhere, with people camping outside hours in advance for a film that continued a series that was long thought to be concluded. I repeat, no other film released in that month of that year received such a reaction.

Assuming what you said was true, I imagine that you've seen this masterpiece, and agree with my analysis on it. However, if you have not, I can't help but put into question your aforementioned assertion that you are "smart". Please don't disappoint me.

Addendum: There are in fact, 4 Spy Kids movies; I'll take the liberty of imagining that you referring to the series as only having "3" entries was merely a blunder, and not evidence of your ignorance to such highly respected cinema.

[kalesalad]

Ah yes, why thank you. I did indeed put 3 Spy Kids instead of 4 (But we all know the first 3 are the only ones that matter)