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i saw this video of a monkey walking across the street and it didnt make sense to me

fuck monkeys.

I loved Zoboomafoo as a kid.

you ask the wrong questions, it is not if monkeys are real but rather why monkeys exist. You see, there are bananas. Without bananas there is no monkey, so let us flip the questions onto humans. So then do humans exist? Yes, humans exist but only because monkeys and primates alike allow it, for it is humans who have mastered banana growth and so we do not need to farm our own and allow them to do it for us. This is a simple fact you must live with.

In my opinion, I grew up down south. And he didn’t like that. We didn’t have any of them monkey hooligans at the lake.
In conclusion, monkeys do exist but just not there.