Started playing Pokemon SacredGold, and got to falkner
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:16 am
my party: geodude, charmander, tododile, bronzor, jolteon, pidgey
>opened with geodude, swept the first two pokemon
>falkner sends out swablu
>neat Ill just sweep this too
>"swablu begins charging up power!"
>oh no
>"swablu is fully charged because of its power herb!"
>Oh No
>geodude is 4x weak to grass
>gets hit by solarbeam
>OH NO
>fuck there goes my win condition
>fuckner still has 3 pokemon left plus this goddamn swablu
>mfw
>send out charmander and kill it but charmander is on deaths door
>he sends out pidgeotto
>send out bronzor since hes my tank
>pidgeotto uses aerial ace
>does like a third of bronzors hp
>goddamn it
>hypnosis pidgeotto and throw out confusion
>it does a tenth of his hp
>pigeotto wakes up
>dios mios
>bronzor nearly gets killed
>use a potion
>almost out
>put pidgeotto back to sleep
>switch to charmader fully intending to let him die
>growl
>growl
>he's still asleep
>hey that's pretty good
>switch back to bronzor
>he wakes back up
>pidgeotto starts spamming mudslap
>get hit by two
>doesn't hurt too bad but lowers accuracy
>put pidgeotto back to sleep
>bless rng
>spam confusion
>miss
>miss
>miss
>nvm fuck rng
>he wakes back up
>finally land a confusion
>he eats an oran berry
>mfw
>back to sleep with you
>switch to tododile because of the accuracy reductions
>finally manage to knock out pidgeotto
>jolteon gets to level 12 because of exp share
>still doesn't learn an electric move
>he sends out chatot
>hit him with scratch
>does like a fifth of his hp
>not bad
>he uses uproar
>nearly kills tododile
>use last potion
>goddamn it just let me have this already
>hit him a couple more times and sacrifice tododile
>switch to jolteon
>really didnt want to since hes my back up win condition
>uh lets try double kick
>that was a mistake
>he brings jolteon down to a little over half hp
>aight lets try bite
>brings him down to a little under half hp finally
>uses roost
>fuckner
>bite again to bring him to low hp
>flinches
>hell yeah
>finish him off with another bite
>"jolteon leveled up!"
>"jolteon learned thundershock"
>get in.gif
>he sends out his last pokemon
>dont even remember what it was
>we already know how this ends
>thundershock him to low hp
>paralyze him
>lol ok
>he lowers one of my stats
>lol ok
>thundershock him out of existence
>fist pump
>lets fuckin go
seriously though, that was a great fight
>opened with geodude, swept the first two pokemon
>falkner sends out swablu
>neat Ill just sweep this too
>"swablu begins charging up power!"
>oh no
>"swablu is fully charged because of its power herb!"
>Oh No
>geodude is 4x weak to grass
>gets hit by solarbeam
>OH NO
>fuck there goes my win condition
>fuckner still has 3 pokemon left plus this goddamn swablu
>mfw
>send out charmander and kill it but charmander is on deaths door
>he sends out pidgeotto
>send out bronzor since hes my tank
>pidgeotto uses aerial ace
>does like a third of bronzors hp
>goddamn it
>hypnosis pidgeotto and throw out confusion
>it does a tenth of his hp
>pigeotto wakes up
>dios mios
>bronzor nearly gets killed
>use a potion
>almost out
>put pidgeotto back to sleep
>switch to charmader fully intending to let him die
>growl
>growl
>he's still asleep
>hey that's pretty good
>switch back to bronzor
>he wakes back up
>pidgeotto starts spamming mudslap
>get hit by two
>doesn't hurt too bad but lowers accuracy
>put pidgeotto back to sleep
>bless rng
>spam confusion
>miss
>miss
>miss
>nvm fuck rng
>he wakes back up
>finally land a confusion
>he eats an oran berry
>mfw
>back to sleep with you
>switch to tododile because of the accuracy reductions
>finally manage to knock out pidgeotto
>jolteon gets to level 12 because of exp share
>still doesn't learn an electric move
>he sends out chatot
>hit him with scratch
>does like a fifth of his hp
>not bad
>he uses uproar
>nearly kills tododile
>use last potion
>goddamn it just let me have this already
>hit him a couple more times and sacrifice tododile
>switch to jolteon
>really didnt want to since hes my back up win condition
>uh lets try double kick
>that was a mistake
>he brings jolteon down to a little over half hp
>aight lets try bite
>brings him down to a little under half hp finally
>uses roost
>fuckner
>bite again to bring him to low hp
>flinches
>hell yeah
>finish him off with another bite
>"jolteon leveled up!"
>"jolteon learned thundershock"
>get in.gif
>he sends out his last pokemon
>dont even remember what it was
>we already know how this ends
>thundershock him to low hp
>paralyze him
>lol ok
>he lowers one of my stats
>lol ok
>thundershock him out of existence
>fist pump
>lets fuckin go
seriously though, that was a great fight