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Hello everyone,

I am sorry to get political but honestly I have to talk about this.
Vinyl siding is a vile disgrace cast upon the earth. If I had a time machine I would go back to the 1950s and slap some sense into the designers at Crane Plastics. What an absolutely horrid sight, house after house all covered in this discussing plastic. Like are you kidding me, you really think this worthless plastic would ever trick anyone. Well it doesn't trick me, I could never be tricked but such children trickery. Houses used to look good. Not just good but great. This tarnation place upon the earth must stop existing. This has gone on much to long. Do you know anyone building a new house, TELL THEM TO NOT USE VINYL SIDING. Have a friend who's house has vinyl siding? UNFRIEND THEM! WE MUST BOYCOTT THIS MESS. LONG LIVE BRICK, STRONG BEAUTIFUL AND FREE!

Yo, listen up, you brick-laying mooks,

I'm getting real tired of this argument over whether vinyl siding is better than brick. Anyone with half a brain knows that vinyl is easy to put up, it comes in all kinds of designs, and it can handle the elements.

Brick is heavy and it cracks. It's a thing of the past. Why are we still hanging on to it? Vinyl siding is the way of the future, plain and simple.

And what's with all this talk about brick being "aesthetically pleasing"? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but let's be real, most of the brick buildings out there are ugly as sin.

Bottom line, using brick is a waste of time and energy. It's an old-fashioned tradition that's holding us back. Wake up and smell the vinyl, capisce?

Sincerely,
Tony Soprano