im sorry

[puffin]

dear everyone who has ever sat on the couch and chair in the apartment living room. they are both from my old house, and i have something to admit. in grade 9 i made it my goal to ejaculate on every single piece of furniture in my house. it made me really horny to think about my white hot cum all over the furniture that my friends and family used every day. this continued until we moved out at the end of my grade 12 year. 4 full years of cumming all over the furniture. that couch and that chair are some of the worst victims. im sorry.

[puffin]

for legal reasons this is a joke i just want the people sitting on them right now to see this

[zhari]