this is my cat callout post

[cyndaquirl]

okay. i tried to like them. i really did. and honestly some cats are kinda cool sometimes but yknow what? fuck those guys. they literally only want you for your body. you mean nothing to them. all they do is use you. its honestly fucking disgusting. you might think they want your attention and affection because they love you, but no, all they want is for someone to scratch their silly little backs and they dont CARE who it is. AND ANOTHER THING is that theyre so fucking entitled. if you close a door for ANY REASON thats the only place theyll wanna go. and as soon as you open that door a CRACK theyll literally come running past you just because they know it will cause you pain. they literally only want to hurt you. and dont even get me started on their shit..... bro. they literally shit in the house and everyone is just fine with it. "oh but its in a litter box" A LITTER BOX IN YOUR HOUSE?? and its not like you can flush it like a toilet. at least a dog has the courtesy to go outside. cats dont care that ur house will stink like shit and piss. they love it. they just want you to suffer. THEIR HEARTS ARE STONE COLD. dont even deny it because you know im right. and i dont wanna hear "oh but theyre so cute" cause theyre NOT. they only want you to think that because thats how they get you to do what they want. if you look past the LIES youll see them for what they truly are: heinous, evil, ugly, miserable demons. and thats what theyll always be. wake up everyone, youre being manipulated and you dont even know it.

[puffin]

i liked cats until venus. little shit.

[cyndaquirl]

im adding something important to this post. ive been searching for apartments for months now and we need one that allows dogs. every fucking place available is “pet friendly” but CATS ONLY. its fucking INFURIATING. and i don’t fucking understand it. cats have just as much potential to be destructive as a dog (scratch the fuck out of furniture/carpets) and they’re just as likely to piss/shit/vomit in the house by accident as any other indoor animal. actually in the case of a male unfixed cat, they SPRAY everywhere and the entire house smells like piss. the ONLY reason i can justify not allowing dogs is the barking, but that only makes sense in like an apartment building or something. the places weve been looking at are almost all standalone houses or duplexes where that really wouldnt be an issue. plus our dog barely barks in the first place. and im just so fucking salty that everyone goes so easy on cats and welcomes them when its fucking IMPOSSIBLE to find a place that allows dogs. fuck cats. why does everyone like them.

[messicajessica]

i liked cats until venus. little shit.

how could you slander my cat like this

[puffin]

i liked cats until venus. little shit.

how could you slander my cat like this

dumb cat

[Oldmanyellsatcloud]

okay. i tried to like them. i really did. and honestly some cats are kinda cool sometimes but yknow what? fuck those guys. they literally only want you for your body. you mean nothing to them. all they do is use you. its honestly fucking disgusting. you might think they want your attention and affection because they love you, but no, all they want is for someone to scratch their silly little backs and they dont CARE who it is. AND ANOTHER THING is that theyre so fucking entitled. if you close a door for ANY REASON thats the only place theyll wanna go. and as soon as you open that door a CRACK theyll literally come running past you just because they know it will cause you pain. they literally only want to hurt you. and dont even get me started on their shit..... bro. they literally shit in the house and everyone is just fine with it. "oh but its in a litter box" A LITTER BOX IN YOUR HOUSE?? and its not like you can flush it like a toilet. at least a dog has the courtesy to go outside. cats dont care that ur house will stink like shit and piss. they love it. they just want you to suffer. THEIR HEARTS ARE STONE COLD. dont even deny it because you know im right. and i dont wanna hear "oh but theyre so cute" cause theyre NOT. they only want you to think that because thats how they get you to do what they want. if you look past the LIES youll see them for what they truly are: heinous, evil, ugly, miserable demons. and thats what theyll always be. wake up everyone, youre being manipulated and you dont even know it.

I'm very glad lorg forums is a safe place from everyone on twitter's incessant stream of cat pictures with captions like "hes literally the cutest baby ever?????" Like shut the fuck up. Cats suck