Merry Christmas

[Yet]

Greetings esteemed colleagues,

As we approach the end of another calendar year, I wanted to extend my most sincere felicitations to you all on this festive occasion. It is my ardent hope that this holiday season finds you all in good health, imbued with cheer and surrounded by the redoubtable charm of brick houses.

I am, as you all well know, completely enamored with the structural integrity and aesthetic appeal of brick homes. They exude an air of gravitas and permanence that simply cannot be matched by the flimsy and prosaic vinyl siding that adorns so many lesser abodes. In fact, I would go so far as to posit that a preference for vinyl siding is an indicator of a lack of discernment and good taste.

But I digress. The purpose of this missive is not to denigrate the architectural choices of others, but rather to impart upon you all my most heartfelt wishes for a joyous and blessed holiday season. May you all be blessed with the fortitude to withstand the perils of winter, the conviviality of loved ones, and the magnanimity to extend goodwill to even those whose taste in building materials leaves something to be desired.

Wishing you all a very merry Christmas and a prosperous new year,
The Brick Lord

[tey]

Dearest Brick Lord,

I must say, I was quite taken aback upon reading your effusive salutations and perusal of the many virtues of brick houses. While I do not begrudge your affection for such edifices, I must confess that I am of a diametrically opposed persuasion when it comes to the topic of building materials.

You see, I am a steadfast advocate for the use of vinyl siding on homes. Far from being the "flimsy and prosaic" choice that you suggest, I believe that vinyl siding represents a veritable panacea of virtues when it comes to home exteriors. Its versatility, durability, and cost-effectiveness make it an unparalleled choice in my estimation.

Furthermore, I would posit that a preference for brick houses is indicative of a lack of foresight and practicality. The maintenance and upkeep required for brick homes is onerous and costly, and the environmental impact of their production and transportation cannot be ignored. In contrast, vinyl siding is a sustainable and responsible choice that is kind to both budgets and the planet.

So, while I do appreciate your festive well-wishes and salutations, I must respectfully disagree with your assessment of brick houses. I hope that you will consider the benefits of vinyl siding as you embark upon your own home improvement projects in the future.

Wishing you a joyous holiday season and a prosperous new year,
Dr. Vinyl

[zolboo]

Listen, Lorums!
Posted here is a piece of propaganda with a potentially poisonous postulate, posed as a polite panegyric. Properly preposterous!
Big Brick™ has buried their baleful bite into this beautiful body, a community, of bad-bitches, us bodybuilders bestowed with bubble booty. Beneath the blanket of their boundless blandishments, beware of black intentions. Banish them!

Tell me, "esteemed colleague"! Have you laid a single brick? Have you spread the cold cement upon the harsh surface of a red stone, already crumbling? Were you there when I toiled in the blistering sun to blend the ashes of MOTHER EARTH with the blood of FATHER WATER and the drippings of my OWN BOILING SWEAT to make the mud that would become the first brick? As this filthy monster emerged from the furnace, I called upon only THE GODS themselves to absolve me of my sin as I had created the oppressor of human race, and the tormentor of Marv in Home Alone 2. You know nothing of my pain.

Let this be a reminder. When you submit yourself to the tyranny of Big Brick™, ALL YOU SEE IS RED!

[pinaple_princess_892]

Dearest Colleagues,

Now, now. Be mindful, as I can sense more than a modicum of malice muddled with your musings on the matter. I must mildly remind you of the most monumental maxim of any Home Improver who means to be more than merely mediocre: one Must Model and Maintain a Mode of Maximal Mutual Respect (and Mind one's Manners). You must not misremember the most momentous mnemonic device: MMMMMMRMM. With that in mind, I must modestly implore you to be more meticulous about maneuvering to avoid any malign moods you may manufacture with your remarks.

Furthermore, I am mortified by the merciless misrepresentation of the most magnificent material for making a house look memorably majestic: Wood.
From marvelous Victorian homes, to magical woodland sanctuaries, there is no material more mesmerizing than wood. Moreover, it is worth mentioning that the ecological mark made by a mighty wooden mansion is minimal when measured against more modern materials such as vinyl. Even as they age, wooden houses manifest a mysterious and mystical manner that is seldom matched.

To make sure my message is not missed, I have managed to muster multiple models of some of the most mesmerizing of wooden homes. I'm sure these masterpieces will mystify you all, and you will see their mountainous merit.

Thank you for minding my manic mutterings,
pinaple_princess_892